The Wheel Chair Man

 
As I walked up to a wheel chair man,
and told him to shake a leg,
He happened to take his walker,
and smoke me in the leg.

I was in a panic,
I didn't know what to do,
So I ran up behind him,
and hit him with my shoe.

Now he is lying on the road,
with a shoe in his head,
I didn't know if he was living,
or if he was dead.

Then I saw a big tree,
I ran up really quick,
Then I broke off a piece of branch,
and poked him with a stick.

As he started screaming,
I began to shout,
I decided to stop and think,
What is this about?

 

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