John Smith!

In Charlottetown, P.E.I, four friends, Becky, Angela, Kathleen and Katie, were out running around in the old Catholic Cemetery when one of them tripped over a tombstone. The other girls came over to see if she was alright but she said nothing. She was staring at the tombstone. They all looked down at the tombstone. It read, "John Smith murderous pirate, died October 28th".
One of the girls said, "Uh, today is the 28th isnt it?"
They were all terrified except for Angela who said, "Pfffffft, you're all a bunch of chickens. It's not like he can just come back from the dead."
"Well then, if your not scared then I dare you to come up here tonight. To prove that you really did come up here you have to drive a knife into the earth above the grave," said Becky.
"Fine I will," said Angela.
That night the girls watched as Angela left the house. An hour passed and Angela still hadn't come back. As another hour slowly passed, the girls started to worry. What if HE did come back from the dead...!?
The next day the three girls went up to the cemetery. There lying above the grave was Angela. She was dead. Her hair had turned white from the shock of thinking she was being pulled down by the pirate, but it was only her pants which had gotten caught when she drove the knife through the ground.