Dirty Cops

One quiet night in Charlottetown a pair of cops were bored cruising around town. They were deciding on what to do when they saw a gang member. They decided to blackmail him, just for fun. They said, "If you don't do what we say then we'll tell the guys down at the station about the little incident at the store." Then the gang member did what he was told.

The cops decided to send the gang member to the graveyard and to dig a hole in I.P. Freely's grave.  They dropped the gang member off at the old scary graveyard. He went in and the cops left.

In the morning the cops went back to see if he did it. They went to I.P. Freely's grave and saw that the gang member was dead! They saw that he died of fright. He thought it was Mr. Freely who was reaching out to grab him.