The Leprechaun's Adventures

On a sunny Monday morning, Dakota the flying elephant was coming home from flying lessons.

Dakota lives in Asia and there was someone that just moved in beside her.

Her mom asked, "How was your flying lesson?"

" Very good," she replied. "But, when I was in the sky I saw a little red dot and then I fell because I wasn't paying attention to my flying," said Dakota.


"Well you need to pay more attention to your flying. I'm not just going to waste my money on putting you in flying lessons when your always pay attention to something other that flying. You're always coming home saying that you weren't paying attention to your flying I don't want any more excuses."

"After flying lessons was over the red dot was still there, so, I went to see who it was and her name was Lily. She is very nice. She also lives right beside us and she asked me if I could show her around the town." Dakota said.


"Sure, but be back by dinner. You can invite her over for dinner," my mom said.
" Her parents names are Lucy and Larry," Dakota told her mom.

While they were walking by Toys "R" Us they saw a little man wearing nothing but green. He was a lot smaller that Dakota but he looked very scary so I told Lily to go and fly around his head, but be careful because you could die. When she went over to the leprechaun and made a buzzing sound . . . and she picked a stick up from the ground and stuck it in his forehead so he thought it was a bee so he ran home crying because he thought he got stung by a bee.


The next day, Dakota and Lily went out to show Lily the rest of the town. The leprechaun was burning down buildings and he had a whole bunch of four leaf clovers that he was throwing in the fire. Dakota and Lily ran up to the leprechaun and told him to stop but he said he liked ruining things that weren't his. They asked him his name. "My name is Leonard," said the leprechaun.

"Why are you burning down buildings and why are you throwing four leaf clovers in the fire? Oh my, I didn't notice that you throwing four leaf clovers in the fire until now."


"How did you get all those clovers? I lived here all my life and I only found five and you found hundreds!" Dakota cried.

"I have special vision to see the clovers and the clovers turn purple when I look at look at them," Leonard answered.

"Lily, I will take Leonard to the phone so I can phone 911 to tell them he is burning down buildings," said Dakota.


"Hello operator, I have a leprechaun named Leonard with me. He is burning down buildings and throwing four leaf clovers in the fire which is making the fire bigger and worse than it would be without the four leaf clovers," Dakota explained.

"Our four leaf clovers are all we have left to our city."cried the operator.

"You don't sound like the usual operator," Dakota said. "Are you the operator?"

"I'm not the operator, I'm the mayor," said the guy I thought was the operator. "I'll be right over there to arrest him and I'll take some police with me."


That night when Leonard was asleep, Dakota and Lily went to Leonard's house to get him back for what he had done to all of the city. They had searched on the internet to find out everything about Leonard. It said that most leprechauns are allergic to bananas, so they cut some banana up and sprinkled them all over him. They hoped he would have an allergic reaction and he would leave the town forever and ever.

But when they left his house Leonard woke up, because he's a light sleeper. He didn't have an allergic reaction to the bananas because he takes allergy pills because one day someone else cut bananas up and put them all over him. He almost died so now he always takes allergy pills and he will never forget.

Leonard got so mad when he found out they put bananas all over him for the second time. He went to the beach in the middle of the night to relieve himself.


There were people on a boat and they knew what he was doing so they ran up to him and grabbed Leonard and put him on the boat. They were on there way to Europe. On their way to Europe they almost sunk down to the bottom but they didn't sink at all. So when they were almost there one of the men thought of the idea to take a rope and tie it to Leonard's waist and put him on the side of the boat and hang him for a couple of minutes and then drop him right off the boat. His name is Marvin. There are three more members that are in with this little scheme. There names are Mark, Barry and John.


"We should put this on paper I'm not going to remember all this," Barry said. "Well I'll go get the paper and a pen but you're writing it. I don't want to write all this stuff."said Barry.
"O.K.," said Marvin.
"Let's get started", replied John.
"This is what the paper looked like. Take the leprechaun and trick him into going to the edge of the boat and tie a rope him. Tell him were going to swing him around. Then, while we're swinging him, we're going to lift him over the edge and hang him in the water. Then, all of a sudden let him go. But we're going to put a life jacket on him while saying it's just how the game goes."


One year later....
"What is this man doing here, I've never seen him before," cried a boy in Africa.
"Why am I in Africa, and who are you?" replied Leonard.
"You look evil," said James the African guy.
"I was evil but not anymore. I think I learned my lesson. I'm done being evil. Some people on a boat dumped me off the Pacific Ocean and it took me a year to swim here. I only ate raw fish that came to the top of the ocean," said Leonard.
"Well I think you learned your lesson. Would you like to come and live with us until someone comes to get you? I bet where you lived no one likes you," said James. "Sure I'd like to live with you," said Leonard.