
On a sunny Monday
morning, Dakota the flying elephant was coming
home from flying lessons.
Dakota lives in Asia and there was someone that
just moved in beside her.
Her mom asked,
"How was your flying lesson?"
" Very good,"
she replied. "But, when I was in the sky I
saw a little red dot and then I fell because I
wasn't paying attention to my flying," said
Dakota.

"Well you need to pay more attention to your
flying. I'm not just going to waste my money on
putting you in flying lessons when your always
pay attention to something other that flying.
You're always coming home saying that you weren't
paying attention to your flying I don't want any
more excuses."
"After flying
lessons was over the red dot was still there, so,
I went to see who it was and her name was Lily.
She is very nice. She also lives right beside us
and she asked me if I could show her around the
town." Dakota said.

"Sure, but be back by dinner. You can invite
her over for dinner," my mom said.
" Her parents names are Lucy and Larry,"
Dakota told her mom.
While they were
walking by Toys "R" Us they saw a
little man wearing nothing but green. He was a
lot smaller that Dakota but he looked very scary
so I told Lily to go and fly around his head, but
be careful because you could die. When she went
over to the leprechaun and made a buzzing sound .
. . and she picked a stick up from the ground and
stuck it in his forehead so he thought it was a
bee so he ran home crying because he thought he
got stung by a bee.

The next day, Dakota and Lily went out to show
Lily the rest of the town. The leprechaun was
burning down buildings and he had a whole bunch
of four leaf clovers that he was throwing in the
fire. Dakota and Lily ran up to the leprechaun
and told him to stop but he said he liked ruining
things that weren't his. They asked him his name.
"My name is Leonard," said the
leprechaun.
"Why are you burning down buildings and why
are you throwing four leaf clovers in the fire?
Oh my, I didn't notice that you throwing four
leaf clovers in the fire until now."

"How did you get all those clovers? I lived
here all my life and I only found five and you
found hundreds!" Dakota cried.
"I have
special vision to see the clovers and the clovers
turn purple when I look at look at them,"
Leonard answered.
"Lily, I will
take Leonard to the phone so I can phone 911 to
tell them he is burning down buildings,"
said Dakota.

"Hello operator, I have a leprechaun named
Leonard with me. He is burning down buildings and
throwing four leaf clovers in the fire which is
making the fire bigger and worse than it would be
without the four leaf clovers," Dakota
explained.
"Our four
leaf clovers are all we have left to our city."cried
the operator.
"You don't
sound like the usual operator," Dakota said.
"Are you the operator?"
"I'm not the
operator, I'm the mayor," said the guy I
thought was the operator. "I'll be right
over there to arrest him and I'll take some
police with me."

That night when Leonard was asleep, Dakota and
Lily went to Leonard's house to get him back for
what he had done to all of the city. They had
searched on the internet to find out everything
about Leonard. It said that most leprechauns are
allergic to bananas, so they cut some banana up
and sprinkled them all over him. They hoped he
would have an allergic reaction and he would
leave the town forever and ever.
But when they left his house Leonard woke up,
because he's a light sleeper. He didn't have an
allergic reaction to the bananas because he takes
allergy pills because one day someone else cut
bananas up and put them all over him. He almost
died so now he always takes allergy pills and he
will never forget.
Leonard got so mad when he found out they put
bananas all over him for the second time. He went
to the beach in the middle of the night to
relieve himself.

There were people on a boat and they knew what he
was doing so they ran up to him and grabbed
Leonard and put him on the boat. They were on
there way to Europe. On their way to Europe they
almost sunk down to the bottom but they didn't
sink at all. So when they were almost there one
of the men thought of the idea to take a rope and
tie it to Leonard's waist and put him on the side
of the boat and hang him for a couple of minutes
and then drop him right off the boat. His name is
Marvin. There are three more members that are in
with this little scheme. There names are Mark,
Barry and John.

"We should put this on paper I'm not going
to remember all this," Barry said. "Well
I'll go get the paper and a pen but you're
writing it. I don't want to write all this stuff."said
Barry.
"O.K.," said Marvin.
"Let's get started", replied John.
"This is what the paper looked like. Take
the leprechaun and trick him into going to the
edge of the boat and tie a rope him. Tell him
were going to swing him around. Then, while we're
swinging him, we're going to lift him over the
edge and hang him in the water. Then, all of a
sudden let him go. But we're going to put a life
jacket on him while saying it's just how the game
goes."
One year later....
"What is this man doing here, I've never
seen him before," cried a boy in Africa.
"Why am I in Africa, and who are you?"
replied Leonard.
"You look evil," said James the African
guy.
"I was evil but not anymore. I think I
learned my lesson. I'm done being evil. Some
people on a boat dumped me off the Pacific Ocean
and it took me a year to swim here. I only ate
raw fish that came to the top of the ocean,"
said Leonard.
"Well I think you learned your lesson. Would
you like to come and live with us until someone
comes to get you? I bet where you lived no one
likes you," said James. "Sure I'd like
to live with you," said Leonard.
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