Moffs Are Canadian!

I think Molson said it best:

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber
or own a dog sled,
And I don't know
Jimmy, Sally, or Suzie from Canada, although I am certain
they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President;
I speak English and French,
not American; and I pronounce it "about" not "a boot."
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack;
I believe in peace keeping, not policing;
diversity, not assimilation;
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced "zed". Not "zee", "zed".
Canada is the second-largest land mass,
the first nation of hockey
and the best part of North America.
My name is Scott, Clint, Bob and/or Dave, and I am Canadian.