Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate square"
Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says,
"Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!"
The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Question: What is more useful: the sun or the moon?
Answer: The moon, because the moon shines at night when
you want the light, whereas the sun shines
during the day when you don't need it.
A Physicist is explaining a picture: "Of course, these are false colours,
the red is really yellow, the green is really blue and the white is really
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve?
A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer.
Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.
Two electron convicts are sitting in a jail cell together.
The first one says, "What are you in for?"
The second one says, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
Q: What do physicist enjoy doing the most at baseball games?
A: The 'wave'..
Q: How many kinds of physicists are there?
A: Three. Those who can count and those who can't.
Q: What do you call it when atomic scientists grab their rods and gather
around the old watering hole?
A: Nuclear fishin'
Q: What's the difference between a mathematician and a physicist?
A: A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a strait
line while a physicist wants more data!!!