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Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate square"

Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says,
"Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!"
The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Question: What is more useful: the sun or the moon?

Answer: The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.

A Physicist is explaining a picture: "Of course, these are false colours, the red is really yellow, the green is really blue and the white is really brown."

Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve?

A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer.

Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

Two electron convicts are sitting in a jail cell together.
The first one says, "What are you in for?"
The second one says, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

Q: What do physicist enjoy doing the most at baseball games?

A: The 'wave'..

Q: How many kinds of physicists are there?

A: Three. Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: What do you call it when atomic scientists grab their rods and gather around the old watering hole?

A: Nuclear fishin'

Q: What's the difference between a mathematician and a physicist?

A: A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a strait line while a physicist wants more data!!!

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