Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
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You think lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
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The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
but requires 6 pages for sports.
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You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
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You've ever had to switch "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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Your drinking glasses all have "Irving" on them.
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You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it
no matter what time of the year.
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Security lights are installed on your house and garage and they are left both
unlocked.
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You've never met any celebrities (except maybe Boomer Gallant).
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Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a school bus on
the highway.
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"Vacation" means going to Moncton to shop.
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You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
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You measure distance in hours.
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You know several people who have hit a skunk.
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Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
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You think that the first day of fishing season is a national holiday.
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You are really tired of Anne of Green Gables.
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Jumper cables are in your car's trunk.
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You have only 3 spices in your house: salt, pepper and ketchup.
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Kids' Halloween costumes are designed to fit over snowsuits.
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You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
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There is a Tim Hortons per every 1000 capita.
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You think the icy roads are "slippy".
If we're missing anything, please let us know here and we'll add it!
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